A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”

The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?”

The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat 🐀. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano 🎹.

The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and starts playing the blues like a rodent Ray Charles. 🎶

Stunned, the bartender pours him a free drink 🍺.

After finishing it, the guy says, “Now, if I show you an even better trick, do I drink free all night?”

“Buddy, if you can top that, you’re drinking on me till closing,” the bartender replies.

The man pulls the rat and piano out again, and this time reaches into his coat and pulls out… a small bullfrog 🐸.

The frog clears his throat and starts belting out soulful blues lyrics. The rat’s playing, the frog’s singing — the bar is dead silent in awe.

Suddenly, a man rushes up and says, “I’ll give you $10,000 for that frog!”

The guy says, “Nope, not for sale.”

“$25,000!”

“Nope.”

“$50,000! Cash!”

“Deal.” 💵

The bartender’s jaw drops. “Are you CRAZY? That frog was a gold mine! Why’d you sell him?”

The man smirks and says, “Relax. The frog can’t sing... the rat’s a ventriloquist.” 😎🎤🐀

DANISH AUDIO DESIGN,STEREO POWER AMPLIFIER...… 530 KG, looks like he's going to break his back & neck & probably soil his paints too. 😂

 

 

 

 

Edited July 28, 2025Jul 28 by Bass13

@Bass13 "The hernia moment"

18 minutes ago, Bass13 said:

 

Don't forget the wattlebird, one of those is my regular early morning alarm clock in the tree outside my bedroom.

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Bass13 said:

Yep, I've got all 3 residing in different trees surrounding my place, plus a flock of Corellas, and the nosiest of all, Rainbow lorikeets fighting on the railing of my balcony in the afternoons.

No much sleep gotten from just before Dawn

4 hours ago, Bass13 said:

DANISH AUDIO DESIGN,STEREO POWER AMPLIFIER...… 530 KG, looks like he's going to break his back & neck & probably soil his paints too. 😂

 

 

 

 

Only the gentleman pictured and his dry cleaner will know just how hard he is pushing and we’re not just talking amplifier pushing here…….

40 minutes ago, Pigpen said:

Only the gentleman pictured and his dry cleaner will know just how hard he is pushing and we’re not just talking amplifier pushing here…….

 

For some reason that picture makes me think of this song. (can't imagine why?)

 

 

 

1+2+3=3? Pour another, fella

Edited July 29, 2025Jul 29 by Steff

Adapt to audiophile conundrum as needed...

No words

58 minutes ago, joz said:

 

Is that why so many start to bang on about rhythm and timing instead of shimmer and sparkle. 😆

1 hour ago, proftournesol said:

Gold, absolute gold!!