too soon? 

Who says you can’t get everything at Aldi? 

 

5 hours ago, Vinylear said:

 

Has anybody noticed that the person standing in the doorway appears to have three feet?

 

1 hour ago, emesbee said:

 

Has anybody noticed that the person standing in the doorway appears to have three feet?

 

Interesting. Might be an ai generated picture. 

6 minutes ago, Vinylear said:

Interesting. Might be an ai generated picture. 

 

Quite possible I guess.  They also don't appear to be looking directly at each other.

That moment...

 

...when your wife finds out what your system is really worth!

 

https://youtu.be/hqRnE7tni2A?si=knsl6aYAITPCenRY&t=32

This was a real a-ha moment for me...

One last beef Wellington?

Sadie, a 54-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, Sadie decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants, and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied:

”I didn't recognize you."