5 minutes ago, Addicted to music said:

Speakers are hard to hide. A DAC, amp or TT is a little easier. Saves a lot of house-hold chores. 

I saw this in The Guardian and thought I'd share it, I thought it was hilarious [once you click on the link and listen to what song the writer is talking about]

original reddit post link below

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/

 

TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off

F%k Up Of The Month

A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.

I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.

There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.

I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I badoozled up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed.

I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways.

Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her?

It’s badoozled up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognized this and asked me to stop.

I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song.

 

The song itself

https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo

 

Stonehenge daylight saving adjustment 

11 hours ago, Addicted to music said:

Stonehenge daylight saving adjustment 

 

If that goolie was actually in that box trailer, the trailer would be sitting on the deck and not its wheels!!😀

I went to a restaurant recently but noticed the place was teeming with flies.

 

I said to the waiter, I didn't like all these flies annoying me.

 

He suggested I should point out the particular ones I didn't like and he would have them removed.

Edited November 21, 20223 yr by progladyte

21 hours ago, Tweaky said:

I saw this in The Guardian and thought I'd share it, I thought it was hilarious [once you click on the link and listen to what song the writer is talking about]

original reddit post link below

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/

 

TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off

F%k Up Of The Month

A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.

I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.

There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.

I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I badoozled up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed.

I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways.

Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her?

It’s badoozled up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognized this and asked me to stop.

I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song.

 

The song itself

https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo

 

 

My go-to track is flight of the bumblebee.

12 hours ago, t_mike said:

 

My go-to track is flight of the bumblebee.

Or Nine Inch Nails' Closer.

On 19/11/2022 at 9:18 AM, Addicted to music said:

Nowadays, replace 'speakers' with 'whisky'...

1 hour ago, Cloth Ears said:

Nowadays, replace 'speakers' with 'whisky'...

Mate, I’m with you. Not only that I’m extremely happy with my horn/woofer/super tweeter speaker system and happy to just build new gear around them. 30Hz to 20KHz, clear and transparent as, why change? I’ve posted before, find speakers you are happy with and roll gear around them. 
 

Sneaking in a bottle of spirit is not only cheaper but so much easier. 

5 minutes ago, mwhouston said:

Sneaking in a bottle of spirit is not only cheaper but so much easier. 

'Easier' is mostly achieved when I've offered a taste of it...

10 hours ago, mrbuzzardstubble said:

Or Nine Inch Nails' Closer.

"Working' in a coal mine"

Hi All,

 

Anybody see something wrong with this still from a live BBC broadcast?

 

 

He he 

yeah I spotted it

lolz 

always put in drawer or under bed when not in use

🤣

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied: Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!" 

On 21/11/2022 at 6:43 PM, t_mike said:

Anybody see something wrong with this still from a live BBC broadcast?

 

 

 

I CAN'T SEE DIDDLY SQUAT!

 

 

Not sure if that is her real name though..........🤪

 

Edited November 23, 20223 yr by progladyte

Diddiling and squatting are key words here🤣

Really do not understand why you guys are so upset she has an expanding file on the shelf 🤣

On 19/11/2022 at 8:25 AM, mwhouston said:

Speakers are hard to hide. A DAC, amp or TT is a little easier. Saves a lot of house-hold chores. 

who are you kidding? Us ladies can sense when a toothbrush is not in the right place !! 🤣

2 minutes ago, April Snow said:

who are you kidding? Us ladies can sense when a toothbrush is not in the right place !! 🤣

 

FWIW, I've found from experience that the sensitivity to newly introduced hifi gear wanes after about 50 years.

2 hours ago, Tony M said:

 

FWIW, I've found from experience that the sensitivity to newly introduced hifi gear wanes after about 50 years.

So you are still on the end of the vacuum? 

The Art Dealer’s Wife 🤣
A lawyer representing a wealthy art dealer called him and said “Saul, I have good and bad news for you”
The art dealer replied, “I’ve had a terrible day, give me the good news first.”
“Well”, he said, “ I met with your wife yesterday and she told me she had bought two pictures for $5000 and she thinks they might be worth $5 - 10 million !”
“Fantastic woman, my wife, and a very smart businesswoman too!” said the art dealer. “What’s the bad news?”
The lawyer replied, “the pictures are of you banging your secretary”🤣

We live in a really nice suburb with great neighbours.

 

Our next door neighbours make really good porno videos.....

 

They don't know that of course.........😛

 

10 minutes ago, progladyte said:

We live in a really nice suburb with great neighbours.

 

Our next door neighbours make really good porno videos.....

 

They don't know that of course.........😛

 

True story;- i had some tenants tell me that if they stretch over the kitchen sink, lookout the kitchen window and look down into the kitchen next door they can see the young couple doing “the wild thing”. Their words. I should have raised the rent having free entertainment as part of lease.