Lyrics for Beer Vs Women

 

im allowed to complained about beer being flat 

if my lips touch another bottle my old beer don’t get mad

When I’m at a bar, I’m always able to pick up a bud light 

And beer looks the same in the morning, as it did on Friday night 

Beer is always ready to leave on time and that’s why beer’s never late 

And when I wanna swap beers my old beer won’t take half my estate 

A world were I could just date beer would be great.   

1 hour ago, Addicted to music said:

Lyrics for Beer Vs Women

 

im allowed to complained about beer being flat 

if my lips touch another bottle my old beer don’t get mad

When I’m at a bar, I’m always able to pick up a bud light 

And beer looks the same in the morning, as it did on Friday night 

Beer is always ready to leave on time and that’s why beer’s never late 

And when I wanna swap beers my old beer won’t take half my estate 

A world were I could just date beer would be great.   

 

I got as far as Bud Light and threw up.

On 31/10/2022 at 2:41 PM, JukKluk2 said:

Far too high in frequency given that black light is usually another way of referencing ultra violet. The Donald struggles to make it into the infra red, intellectually. In terms of conniving and sheer cunning, he's all gamma rays.

wow, good old Donald glowing in the dark!  😂

For all the wanna be Greta Thunberg out there 😜👍

44 minutes ago, Addicted to music said:

 

My take.........

The car and truck are parked.

The cat is in the process of being rectally violated.

The dog be smokin' some gooood sh*t.

Edited November 1, 20223 yr by JohnL

Hi All,

 

An English man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.

"Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

 

Hi All,

 

• just got my own back on my partner while we were out shopping. I dragged her round 10 pubs without getting a drink then we went back to the first one we visited and I ordered a pint!

   

 

My mate set me up on a blind date. He said she is a lovely girl, but there is something you need to know. She is expecting a baby.

I felt like a right twit waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy and baby gown.

 

Hilarious!! 🤣

On 01/11/2022 at 8:36 AM, frankn said:

Must be legit eh, it’s from Discogs!

 

any vinyl?

 

1 hour ago, 2Brix said:

 

any vinyl?

 

likelly not in vinyl - but probably just whips & chains 😆

or worse still a russian lady with  scarf on the head that looks like Popeye 😆

 

Edited November 5, 20223 yr by April Snow