Came to that awkward moment when the priest asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. Utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the priest. The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop. The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued as the bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted. The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation. The priest asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?" There was absolute silence in the church as the woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."

in times of adversity its humour gets you through...

 

apparently with the long weekend, still plenty of camping spots along the murray river ... but they are filling up fast ...

 

On 23/10/2022 at 6:59 PM, muon* said:

Best to save the therapy for the man who just **** his pants but is denying it.

 

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

...That lightbulb doesn't want to change

14 hours ago, proftournesol said:

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

...That lightbulb doesn't want to change

A very dim bulb at that

4 hours ago, muon* said:

A very dim bulb at that

Emits very low infra red I would suspect.

3 hours ago, JukKluk2 said:

Emits very low infra red I would suspect.

Black light

19 hours ago, proftournesol said:

Black light

Far too high in frequency given that black light is usually another way of referencing ultra violet. The Donald struggles to make it into the infra red, intellectually. In terms of conniving and sheer cunning, he's all gamma rays.

Must be legit eh, it’s from Discogs!

Looks legit to me👍

Lady gets up in the middle of the night, see that her husband isn’t lying in the bed besides her.  Gets up puts on a robe and goes downstairs to find him in the kitchen having a cup of coffee.   
She asked: Honey,  what are you doing up so late? 
With tears in his eyes he saids:  Honey, today is our 20th anniversary the day we meet 

She is so moved to tears and saids: I can’t believe you remember that 

He reply: yeah, remember when we started dating and I was just 18 and you were 16?
She saids: yes I remember 

Then he saids:  you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car 

she smiles and saids: yes I remember that too.

And then the husband saids: do you remember your dad then pulls a shot gun in my face and said………you either marry my daughter or you’re going to prison…….

she reply: yes I remembered that too…….

The husband now sobbing heavily and said:   I would have gotten out today!