1 hour ago, Assisi said:

 

Haha - good one, John. 

 

I say always look for the good in people

 

Drugs, s!x and rock-and-roll for me in the late fifties was:

 

Bex, first base and Bill Haley and the Commits. 

Hi All,

 

Donald Trump and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu, had car trouble in the countryside, before they asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening."

With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.

Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There, from the barn, stood the Rabbi. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes them to be unclean animals." His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him.

But a few minutes later, the scene reoccurs, after another knock on the door. "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"

Well, that leaves only Donald Trump to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn.Moments later there was another knock on the farmer's door.

Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door.and there stood.... the pig and the cow.

Edited November 16, 20223 yr by muon*

10 hours ago, muon* said:

Donald Trump and two friends,

There was more joke after this...?

been looking for ebikes as Christmas gift for Mrs, came across this

 

Hi All,