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Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gr...

PREDAZZO, ITALY—Calling the incident a flagrant violation of both the rules of the event and the fundamental constants of the universe, International Olympic Committee officials confirmed Saturday tha

I don't have a problem.

21 minutes ago, Darryl said:

I don't have a problem.

Ignorance is bliss 🥳

hahahha

He's under 16, @April Snow ? 😄

On 23/02/2026 at 8:44 PM, April Snow said:

hahahha

I don't believe it.

Probably a A.I. generated photo 😉

On 23/02/2026 at 11:32 PM, cableconnoisseur said:

Also a manipulated image - note the persons walking have not moved

On 25/02/2026 at 9:17 AM, Bass13 said:

If you ever really see a person in the second image condition, don't just walk away , ask if he/she needs assistance , ring an ambulance and police to ensure he/she is assessed medically and is not further harmed by vehicle traffic. If you choose to provide first aid, you need if the person is conscious, their permission, where moving them to the recovery position on their side with a clear airway is the usual advice.

44 minutes ago, stereo coffee said:

If you ever really see a person in the second image condition, don't just walk away , ask if he/she needs assistance , ring an ambulance and police to ensure he/she is assessed medically and is not further harmed by vehicle traffic. If you choose to provide first aid, you need if the person is conscious, their permission, where moving them to the recovery position on their side with a clear airway is the usual advice.

Personally, I'd rather help the first person 😜