After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to counseling. 💬
The wife poured out every complaint - neglect, loneliness, feeling unloved, you name it.

Finally, the therapist (a man) got up, asked her to stand, and kissed her passionately… right in front of her husband. 💋 The wife, stunned, sat down quietly in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you manage that?”

The husband replied:
“Well, I can drop her off on Mondays and Wednesdays… but on Fridays, I play golf!” ⛳😂

A married couple claimed they never argued in their 25 years of marriage.
A friend asked, "How is that even possible?"

The husband explained, "It all started during our honeymoon when we went to a ranch. While horseback riding, my wife’s horse suddenly bucked, and she fell off. She calmly got up, patted the horse, and said, 'That’s your first time.'

A little later, the horse bucked her off again. She stood up, patted it again, and said, 'That’s your second time.'

But when it happened a third time, she pulled out a gun and shot the horse.

I was shocked and yelled, 'Are you out of your mind? You just killed the horse!'

She turned to me with a calm look and said, 'That’s your first time.'

And from that day on, we never had a fight."

😂😂😂
 

5 hours ago, Andythiing said:

I think we're all still waiting for a "WTF?" emoji option.

22 hours ago, JukKluk2 said:

I think we're all still waiting for a "WTF?" emoji option.

What the flush?

On 20/8/2025 at 9:47 AM, Vinylear said:

Weird that she booked again for next year....

1 hour ago, Andythiing said:

 

Is that a young Donald Trump ?

I bet he wished the answer to that question was still no.

 

5 minutes ago, Bass13 said:

Charles Rodrigues is turning in his grave!