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Damnit, I just bought a pair a couple weeks ago of the cryogenic nanotech heat treated quark atomic 99.999999999999999 almost pure silver version that is made by an  unidentified audio guru, under the watchful eye of Zeus in the core of CERN.

 

And I paid more, 

 

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The precision is amazing.

 

But for the price, the golden ears are a steal and a level above.

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Audiophools!

 

A pair of speaker cables for $5k and interconnects for $3k would still work out cheaper than these so called 'golden ears'.  Another $2k to get the set cryo'ed and you're still ahead by 5k.

 

Add some blocks of crystals strategically in corners and Dead Sea rock salt sprinkled sporadically to absorb bloated mid-bass.

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  On 04/06/2017 at 7:13 AM, Marc said:

But don't send any money yet, we'll bill you.

 

Plus, if you PM @Luc right now, we'll also include these limited edition satchels of petrified pure snake oil pellets. Simply attach them anywhere you have a cable output by strategically placing the included patent pending tape, and you'll gain all the potential possible from the goldenear sonic enhancers.

 

Note: You will not be able to hear any audible difference with the snake-oil satchels unless used in conjunction with the sonic enhancers.

 

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Marc, unless my eyes deceive me, that's 100% bona-fide NOS Western Electric snake oil pellet.

 

Double the bang for buck!

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  On 04/06/2017 at 8:10 AM, lo-fi said:
Audiophools!
 
A pair of speaker cables for $5k and interconnects for $3k would still work out cheaper than these so called 'golden ears'.  Another $2k to get the set cryo'ed and you're still ahead by 5k.
 
Add some blocks of crystals strategically in corners and Dead Sea rock salt sprinkled sporadically to absorb bloated mid-bass.


Seriously? How does this help my sale?
Poor form.


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  On 04/06/2017 at 8:16 AM, pete_mac said:
 
 
 
Marc, unless my eyes deceive me, that's 100% bona-fide NOS Western Electric snake oil pellet.
 
Double the bang for buck!


I'm afraid I can't reveal the "sauce". It's a trade secret.


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Where is @Luc...as the AUS distributor...he should be here banging the drum...

Its not as if he does not have form...he was on honour student in drum banging...

Would have gone on to a PHD...but decided on a career in hole digging instead...

Said something about too much competition on a (then fledgling) web site...

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  On 04/06/2017 at 8:19 AM, Marc said:

 


I'm afraid I can't reveal the "sauce". It's a trade secret.


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I totally understand.

 

Can I suggest adding the name 'Sansui' somewhere in the description? You're guaranteed to generate twice as much interest.

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  On 04/06/2017 at 8:20 AM, Rob181 said:

Where is @Luc...as the AUS distributor...he should be here banging the drum...

Its not as if he does not have form...he was on honour student in drum banging...

Would have gone on to a PHD...but decided on a career in hole digging instead...

Said something about too much competition on a (then fledgling) web site...

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Just realised this should be in the Commercial section.....Call Marc: Report ...Report!!!:ban:

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looked into golden rear enhancers but after much troubled testing on my pet fly it seemed risky - this seems less expensive, risk free and sonically far more revealing. GLWS.

 

breed of housefly was just named after Beyonce because it has a "glamorous golden rear end," the newly named Scaptia (Plinthina) beyonceae:

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Wow, wish you were in ( insert name of your hamlet here)...

Wow wish you had posted yesterday as just pulled the trigger on a pair from Lithuania...

Wow just blew the months budget on a Hyper Freon constantly cryoed OTG FEA weave fractal 9N interconnect....

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@Luc has informed me that these are now all spoken for. @evil c apparently made an offer too good to refuse on all remaining stock.

Thanks for your support, and a generous donation will be made upon payments being received from the buyers.

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  On 04/06/2017 at 10:00 AM, Marc said:
[mention=117697]Luc[/mention] has informed me that these are now all spoken for. [mention=116153]evil c[/mention] apparently made an offer too good to refuse on all remaining stock.
Thanks for your support, and a generous donation will be made upon payments being received from the buyers.

I've been misrepresented - I put in a special order for the "Cloth Ears" version in honor of@djb [emoji53]

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Phew! Just finished  putting the snakes the Handbrake caught today through the mangle!

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Bottling it as we speak.

 

Offerings of the Vitus Shindo Boulder MK111 Huiles Audiophile Essentielles  (Essential Oils you dummies)  will be available shortly.

If you'd like to pre-order now then get in quick and PM me.

 

P.O.A. of course and all transactions will of course be kept private between you/me and SNA.

 

The top of the range  YBD 24sec Black BYMI oil is nearly all accounted for so I can divulge the cost as there are only a couple of 44's of the stuff millilitres left and @18.000USD a ml you can see why it's nearly all gone.

If you've lived under a rock for the last decade or so then let me explain the acronyms.

 

YBD (You Bloody Dill) 24sec(is the burn in time!) Black(as in sump black...) BYMI (Blink and You'll Miss It.)

 

Placed next to your Toppers they will certainly add that blackness that we all crave in our SQ. Phono not doing it for you? Grab a vial of this, same goes if your cart just aint performing, dip it in this and then into the Zerodust(and here's the important bit) Do it with your eyes closed and you must whisper the opening lines of Moby Dick as you fumble delicately dip and dip.

 

Absolutely guaranteed to change your mood and indeed your sound reproduction.

 

**Currently in discussions with Alibaba for another shipping container  shoe box of the ' Sonic Enhancers' and these will be the new models with the left hand threaded refurbished grey import Cochlear implant style volume enhancer.

A deregistered horse doctor who assures us he damn well knows what he's doing has been contracted to do the painless installations on your shell likes...

 

Gold models of course!

 

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  On 04/06/2017 at 11:05 AM, Saxon Hall said:

What voltage?

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For you Angelo...what ever voltage you want.

 

I'll put you down for a pair then.

 

Oh, and I only accept BitCoin ok.

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Guys I was serious.


Trust @Luc to come along and make a big joke of it all.

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  On 04/06/2017 at 11:10 AM, lemarquis said:

I want the Platinum ones. Any idea on a release date, or should I just PM Clay?

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Good move! Maybe try a 24 karat model first. I wasn't impressed with the 14 karat one.

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  On 04/06/2017 at 11:22 AM, qwerter said:

Good move! Maybe try a 24 karat model first. I wasn't impressed with the 14 karat one.

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I just might try that. If it doesn't work out maybe I'll just get Joe to tweak them,should only be another 10k or so.

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  On 04/06/2017 at 11:22 AM, qwerter said:
Good move! Maybe try a 24 karat model first. I wasn't impressed with the 14 karat one.


But it's widely known that 18 karat really is the bang for money


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  On 04/06/2017 at 11:25 AM, Happy said:

 


But it's widely known that 18 karat really is the bang for money


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But will the soundstage be as wide as with the top model??

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