I was reading in a Aberdeen newspaper (Scotland) of The Tragic Suicide of Mr Agnes Mc donald. In the main st there are public toilets . To access the toilets you have to pay one penny to an attendant . It seems that on the 2nd of May Mr Mcdonald had paid his one penny for use of the toilets . The attendant heard a gun shot and raced over and opened the cubicle . There was Mr Mcdonald Lying dead on the floor with a gun in his hand . Written on the wall was a message , " Here i lie broken hearted , paid a penny and only farted " . AlanM

I don't get it - did he fart, or not?

Holy crap Alan, where did you dredge that up, think I first heard it in early primary school, I'm almost 66, you do the math.:mad:

I was reading in a Aberdeen newspaper (Scotland) of The Tragic Suicide of Mr Agnes Mc donald. In the main st there are public toilets . To access the toilets you have to pay one penny to an attendant . It seems that on the 2nd of May Mr Mcdonald had paid his one penny for use of the toilets . The attendant heard a gun shot and raced over and opened the cubicle . There was Mr Mcdonald Lying dead on the floor with a gun in his hand . Written on the wall was a message , " Here i lie broken hearted , paid a penny and only farted " . AlanM

So it was already over 11 years old when I saw it on the back of the dunny door at Primary school then Jon!!!

C'mon AlanM what school did you go to that didn't have that on the dunny doors?