And another one. With one of these.

MM

I was with you up until now, but each to their own.......

MM

I was with you up until now, but each to their own.......

Technically speaking, I should have had it last Friday. But waited until Mrs MM's sister and husband visited, and indulged with him instead (they recently announced their second on the way, so it was a dual celebration).

Not my usual thing either... (last one was a couple of years ago)

Black and Tan kind of ( Coopers Stout and Chang Beer ) Tasty Tasty very very Tasty.

just drank some water.

just got back from the pub after sinking a few bundy's with family now i'm into the water

Just had a nice port, now off to bed

Where's that cuppa tea?

Coffee,with milk and sugar.With vegemite on toast.

Good morning all.Paul

Edited March 8, 200818 yr by Paul_

If ever there was an example of someone who should not be drinking right now!!

NZ man sentenced after claiming to have been raped by a wombat

March 28, 2008 - 7:55AM

A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours community service.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

stuff.co.nz

Could only be in the land of the sheep,

Now he's screwed

If ever there was an example of someone who should not be drinking right now!!

thats a classic, what a twit, he must of enjoyed the wombat raping him if he was withdrawing all his complaints

thats a classic, what a twit, he must of enjoyed the wombat raping him if he was withdrawing all his complaints

I have a feeling thats not quiet what he meant :ph34r:

I have a feeling thats not quiet what he meant :ph34r:

but still its funny, you have to ask the question why would you bother ringing the call centre, wouldn't you feel a touch embarrassed

but still its funny, you have to ask the question why would you bother ringing the call centre, wouldn't you feel a touch embarrassed

well, if you were to go and live in enzed (particularly the South Island) where this twit comes from, you'd discover that about 25% of the population are rabidly anti-Australian and proud of it - they try to out do each other with their anti-Aussie antics. Even Winston Peters felt he had to encourage kiwis not to do this (see here).

It has to be experienced to be believed. When I lived there even one of the hosts of their equivalent of the Today Show (mornings on TV One) would make stupid snide comments about Australians - one day I counted 18 in an hour (I was bored that morning). Imagine if Mel and Kochie kept putting NZ down, every morning, day in day out for years.

The fact is a large minority of kiwis have an inferiority complex that beggars belief. Of course the other 75% of the population love to see the ABs beat up the Wallabies but don't let their national pride spill into pathetic animosity, and are fantastic people.

I know a few kiwi's and completely agree, great people.

They are like Tamanians though, you're not Australian if you don't take the pi$$ out of them, give and take a like though.

(I know, I'm Tasmanian, and proud of it! :ph34r: )

Bugger, got carried away there, this post was supposed to bring the thread back on Topic!!

So - Coke Zero

Edited March 28, 200817 yr by OakenShield

on topic? this thread? bugger.....

I'd better go find some Steinlager, better still Speights - bugger me they really did move a whole pub!

I'm off the Blondes and back on Tooheys extra dry.

Paul.

I'm off the Blondes and back on Tooheys extra dry.

Paul.

That's good. Blondes are for little boys and American tourists.

Q: Do you know why American beer is like sex in a canoe?

A: because it is f#@K!ng close to water......

That's good. Blondes are for little boys and American tourists.

Actually,i drink it for the low carbs.Noooooo beer gut for me.

Paul

Q: Do you know why American beer is like sex in a canoe?

A: because it is f#@K!ng close to water......

~

It has to be experienced to be believed. When I lived there even one of the hosts of their equivalent of the Today Show (mornings on TV One) would make stupid snide comments about Australians ...

~

He still is.

And for the thread - Vidal Riesling

He still is.

And for the thread - Vidal Riesling

I thought that was a hair dresser!

I thought that was a hair dresser!

After a few glasses of Zinfandel, aren't we all?

Bundy 440.....

again

But of course. :ph34r:

on topic? this thread? bugger.....

I'd better go find some Steinlager, better still Speights - bugger me they really did move a whole pub!

I thought it only fair, being a Friday night!! Been beer o'clock for a while now

I'm saving myself, tomorrow night, I'll have, hmm, probably some Turkey

nothing til monday arvo