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Posting for a mate who's wife has done her back and cannot mow the lawn for 6 months. Pick up in the greater Brisbane area. Mountain goat prefered as to be able to negotiate his driveway.

Serious offers only, no time wasters

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:blink:

 

I don't think I got enoght sleep this morning.

 

Edit: see i can't even spell.

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hang on, your mate wants someone to cut his grass for him because his cheese-and-kisses can't do it....... something's wrong here :confused:

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I was saving it for a curry but if it's a good cause you can have it.

I don't have the original packaging so it's pick up only, no postage.

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hang on, your mate wants someone to cut his grass for him because his cheese-and-kisses can't do it....... something's wrong here :confused:

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I said grass not lunch

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I was saving it for a curry but if it's a good cause you can have it.

I don't have the original packaging so it's pick up only, no postage.

Is it well trained? I would need to walk it to Brisbane.

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I said grass not lunch

And the difference is? Afaik the vernacular is identical.

Anyways, I could organise a sprayer for him/her to retard its growth somewhat. Pm me if interested.

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Anyways, I could organise a sprayer for him/her to retard its growth somewhat. Pm me if interested.

No, I think he wants a full grown goat Edited by caddisgeek
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Only if in the raw

Raw, organic goats cost more. 

 

Or did you just want the cheaper garden variety goat?

 

They may already have been sprayed the pesticides Rehab mentioned.

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Goats are good for curry's ... okra recipes particularly...see the recipe section...

Goats not so good for lawns... Goats pull the grass up by the roots...

Be no lawn left soon...just a dust blown patch..ps maybe species dependant, but I know one goat that destroyed a complete lawn... I don't know if they can be trusted ! :D

Get a little cow/calf instead...they chomp the grass and leave roots behind so can regenerate :)

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Let me get this right, you want a 4 legged animal with 2 horns on its head with a beard and has a tail, it should do nothing but feed like a lawn mower all day? Do you want it to provide goats milk too?

And you advertised on a Stereo forum to try your luck.

What about advertising in New Zealand?

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Goats are good for curry's ... okra recipes particularly...see the recipe section...

Goats not so good for lawns... Goats pull the grass up by the roots...

Be no lawn left soon...just a dust blown patch..

Get a little cow/calf instead...they chomp the grass and leave roots behind so can regenerate :)

Cows also destroy the landscape by leaving mountains of cow manure that attract certain type of Beatles....:)

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Cows also destroy the landscape by leaving mountains of cow manure that attract certain type of Beatles....:)

How about a kangaroo ? Do they graze ?

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