Volunteer sir sanders zingmore Posted August 7, 2014 Volunteer Posted August 7, 2014 Time to broaden the scope of the 200k + on a motorbike thread. Feel free to list your other adventures here .....
mello yello Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 I shot the sherrif but i did not shoot the deputy 7
elcamry Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 Don't want to let people know how stupid I was / am . 3
Lil Caesar Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 speed & cocaine infused Martini at a known underworld collaborator's home. Damn that night flew by :blink:
Addicted to music Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 Talk about self incrimination....... Smoke pot with 4 other colleagues in a company vehicle, one of the guys decided to take a leak on the brick wall in front of the vehicle. With a bong in the car and everyone getting right into it, the back door of the building opened up and 4 superiors stepped into the car park. One of them came over, ignored the smell and said “I think you radiator has a leak, can you please check that out.....†5
Janjuggler Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 Hi Too many in my youth, where to start ???? JJ
Guest kab Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) When i was a young silly lad my favourite pastime was holding on the back of trams while riding my skateboard. :blink: Edited August 7, 2014 by kab
Luc Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 Drove down the footpath on St Kilda Rd on a early Sat (we still thought it was Fri)at 2am in a fully worked Morris Minor Panel Van scattering punters and whores in 1974 with a guy known as Ziggy Ratsbreath bellowing through an enormous witches hat out the passenger window and in the back of the van was a person who was(can't tell all the truth here)extremely well known in superbike racing, possibly a potential Aus champion. Not quite sure how we didn't run over anybody or hit anything, and then we parked the Morry at the end of the strip and went back and stayed drinking+ eating+chasing skirt till Sat morning about 9am, then we hightailed it too the NGV for an early morning bath and onto Lygon St for breakfast and then back to Darling Rd St Y for lunch...kind of forgot what happened after that. Still wonder about the things that could of accompanied that act of alco/drug fuelled stupidity :mellow: , I was, umm, 16 at the time. Before you ask, I was able to get an NZed licence at 14 .5 yrs while on hols there and they were good for 5 years back then and a Vic licence was for two years and you had to be 18 to get one, so I was a popular puppy with a car and a licence in those formative years... 1
Saxon Hall Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) I went on a very long 5 day bush-walk about 30 years ago in the Victorian High Country and one day I found myself hanging quite precariously over a precipitous drop. I was thinking "this could be it" when I lost my footing but luckily my mate grabbed my foot and stopped my certain demise. When we got back to civilisation and told some mates I was called an effin idiot because I was told that particular mountain is normally only tackled with climbing gear. So yeah, pretty dumb! Edited August 7, 2014 by holdencaulfield2007 1
Addicted to music Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) Went home for lunch because I was in the area, the better 1/2 was at home looking after the kid. The better 1/2 got horny so it was full on in the bedroom. While right into it the mobile rings, answered it with her legs on my shoulder and the boss was on the line; “ Hey Pete, when ya done finishing your business can you.......†Edited August 7, 2014 by pchan 1
Scratcher Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 While swimming down the river as young lads we used to jump from the bridge onto the top of ferry's as they passed underneath. 1
Guest Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 Did a few silly things in the younger years... Like light bits of paper, drop them in to a 20L jerry can with petrol and watch the flames come out then quickly put the lid on to put the flames out. :mellow: How that didn't all just go BOOM I'll never know. Put coins on the railway track, sit about 2M away as the train went past then go collect our flattened coins. Drive cars on frozen lakes in winter. Home made explosive devices. Driving fast (150k and above) at night, with only the hazard lights on. Fastest I ever went was 205. In the dark. Turned the lights off completely for a split second. These days I'm much more sensible. Last speeding fine was for 118 in a 110 zone. Was sitting on 170-180 just moments earlier though. :ph34r:
Catostylus Posted August 7, 2014 Posted August 7, 2014 I abseiled off the Gladesville Bridge at 2.00 am one ANZAC Day morning. Into a canoe. 3
peacewise Posted August 8, 2014 Posted August 8, 2014 I got married. Looks left, looks right. Still here. 7
Gee Emm Posted August 8, 2014 Posted August 8, 2014 Recently... I bypassed earth when trouble shooting a 240V voltage drop problem. I electrocuted myself so well, that it took 4+ weeks for the wound to heal. That is where 240V entered my body & fused me temporarily to the metal parts. I also took out a double pole GPO in the process. That's God's way of punishing you lot. I'm still here! :nana There's a point to this story. Don't bypass earth. You become earth. :o Familiarity breeds contempt.
Grumpy Posted August 8, 2014 Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) Worked late night overtime in a timber yard operating a huge press and moving table making roof trusses after having 'Smoko' with a couple of Fraternity band members earlier in the shift. Like being in a Cheech and Chong movie Edited August 8, 2014 by Grumpy
Grumpy Posted August 8, 2014 Posted August 8, 2014 Drank too much and tried to take a familiar corner too fast on my bike - crashed into the Police Academy 1
caddisgeek Posted August 8, 2014 Posted August 8, 2014 Drank too much and tried to take a familiar corner too fast on my bike - crashed into the Police Academy Would have been some cool sound effects though
mikizee Posted August 8, 2014 Posted August 8, 2014 Drove from Loxton to Adelaide completely peaking on acid. Tripping absolute balls. Worst driving experience of my life. How we made it intact I will never know I once jumped off the back of my mate's VH commodore wagon when he was doing about 70km/h. Came away almost unscathed. Lucky I didn't crack my head on the bitumen. Tons of other things... my memory is quite foggy though. 1
joz Posted August 8, 2014 Posted August 8, 2014 Got totally paro at a Swinburne Ball with Jimi and Chisels. Took 7 hours to drive home, normally 45 mins. Had to keep pulling over to spew and have a nap. Then start a brand new job at 9.30 am that morning. 2
evil c Posted August 8, 2014 Posted August 8, 2014 Drove down the footpath on St Kilda Rd on a early Sat (we still thought it was Fri)at 2am in a fully worked Morris Minor Panel Van scattering punters and whores in 1974 with a guy known as Ziggy Ratsbreath bellowing through an enormous witches hat out the passenger window and in the back of the van was a person who was(can't tell all the truth here)extremely well known in superbike racing, possibly a potential Aus champion. Not quite sure how we didn't run over anybody or hit anything, and then we parked the Morry at the end of the strip and went back and stayed drinking+ eating+chasing skirt till Sat morning about 9am, then we hightailed it too the NGV for an early morning bath and onto Lygon St for breakfast and then back to Darling Rd St Y for lunch...kind of forgot what happened after that. Still wonder about the things that could of accompanied that act of alco/drug fuelled stupidity :mellow: , I was, umm, 16 at the time. Before you ask, I was able to get an NZed licence at 14 .5 yrs while on hols there and they were good for 5 years back then and a Vic licence was for two years and you had to be 18 to get one, so I was a popular puppy with a car and a licence in those formative years... Wow, you're a hardcore badass dude @@Luc !! - afraid will have to rescind my invitation to Evil Springs cause you're too scary evil!! What have I done?? - hard to believe I know but I have skeletons, used to be a drug dealer and protege (muscle man) of Mark (Chopper) Read! :mad: And my brother had a mate doing time at Bendigo Prison for a hold up (speed freak) and I became a drug mule by smuggling in a Buddha stick (no - not incense) to ease his pain!
joz Posted August 8, 2014 Posted August 8, 2014 Speaking of Chopper ^^ I was in the night club (underage) when Chopper popped whats his name the Turk in the Bojangles car park. The place went into lock down.
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