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This is so funny..................and most are so true........Funny

truths about life in small small Singapore Island....

 

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

 

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

 

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland

Chinese

 

4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

 

5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to

communicate.

 

6. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain

 

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car,

Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans

 

9. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans -they know how

to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful

computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

 

10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy

killing stray cats

 

11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

 

12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

 

13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to

Maintain

 

14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus,

Second section is for Carrying Ghost

 

15. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn

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