Scary audio

[Hooster]

I just came across this:

http://cgi.stereophile.com/cgi-bin/displayvote.cgi

 

There is some pretty funny stuff there under: "What is the scariest audio thing that's ever happened to you?"

 

For example:

 

"It is scary, "horrifying" really, just to think about it; but it happened. This might be the ultimate in WAF horrors. After being thrown out of my house during an ugly divorce, I returned later to retrieve some of my stuff. Long ago, when young and fearless, I had built a 450lb, fridge-sized, folded corner-horn bass; think Klipschorn on steroids. The beast had two 15" field-coil activated drivers, cross-fired into a 16Hz-cutoff exponential labyrinth. It could blow out candles from across the room with just a few watts input. You wonder if this thing was actually musical? Oh my!! I humbly claim that I have never heard such clean, timbrel, and dynamic bass anywhere ever, period. My friends (and distant neighbors) confirmed this; many times. So OK, I returned with a truck and rigger gear to get it along with the rest of my system, all customized horns. Well, the big bulky bass was chunked into T-Rex bites. I can't imagine how she did it; it could have survived a skydiving attempt with a 2' 'chute, being 2.5"-thick lamination and braced with 2" angle iron. But there’s no higher motivation than a scorned woman. Maybe she thought I hid the stash in the compression chambers? My heart (and legs and gut and. . .) would throb no more.

—Will W"

 

And:

 

"I was forced to listen to a Bose Wave Radio a few months ago, and I have still not recovered from the trauma.

—Mark Montimurro"

[aarond1553552714]

so wrong, just so wrong. :eek:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULmC8JTTVy0

[I will decide!]

i dont know how to say this - but , that vid looks like it was filmed on K'Rd - so wrong

[Electra]

 

aarond;138877 wrote:

so wrong, just so wrong. :eek:

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULmC8JTTVy0

 

So were you searching for Celine Dion when you found that junk?

[chopper30]

I have a wishful mental picture of Angus Young running on stage and smashing her repeatedly with his SG.

[T110]

 

aarond;138877 wrote:

so wrong, just so wrong. :eek:

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULmC8JTTVy0

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh Please Noooooooooooooooooooo!

 

I made the mistake of going full screen!

[Mycenius]

I'll never be able to listen to Back in Black ever again!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[ilikecrumpets]

 

aarond;138877 wrote:

so wrong, just so wrong. :eek:

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULmC8JTTVy0

 

That's my favourite version by far, Celine and Anastacia have smoked it

[Mycenius]

 

Ilikecrumpets;138900 wrote:

...and Anastacia have smoked it

 

Yes he was looking rather nicely buff wasn't he! :eek:

[ilikecrumpets]

 

mycenius;138901 wrote:

Yes he was looking rather nicely buff wasn't he! :eek:

 

He must have taped it to his backside :eek:

[NeilNZ]

 

T110;138892 wrote:

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh Please Noooooooooooooooooooo!

 

 

 

I made the mistake of going full screen!

 

Better than going full retard, which is what Aaron must've been to search for that diabolically insidious piece of audio video crapulation.

[Luis1553552738]

That's ruined my weekend.

[Ernie1553552694]

C'mon girlfriends... he was a fast machine and he kept his motor clean...

[Ernie1553552694]

I didn't make it to the end. Celine doing air guitar... puleease....

[King Size1553552683]

That sent shivers down my spine.... reallly it did..... i think i'm still in shock:eek:

[Guest]

 

Ilikecrumpets;138900 wrote:

That's my favourite version by far, Celine and Anastacia have smoked it

 

What have you been smoking ?

 

 

I'm no fan of Acka dacka but that rendition puts me in a suing mood.

 

Send lawyers, guns and money !

[Squid1553552671]

I'm so glad I don't have any audio on my work PC!

The visual images will be hard enough to erase from my mind but if I'd had the audio too....

It's just wrong on so many levels.

I can just hear my 84yr old mother-in-law talking about this in positive terms.

Nah, even she would know this is just wrong.

 

Now, where's a bucket - I need to vomit.

[Mycenius]

It's Criminal. Aaron has a lot to answer for!

 

I showed a couple of other guys here at work (incl. a non-audiophile but huge music fan) and he walked out of the room halfway through!!!

 

I think the Angus Young impersonation alone (and I use the word 'impersonation' very very extremely liberally) was too much for him to start with before the, err, singing even started!

[Luis1553552738]

I've posted it on facebook to make all my friends sick. Mind you, one of my facebook friends posted this the other day as a vomit-inducer ( good in case you've taken an accidental OD of pills after Celine's antics ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vngVlmaIqY

[Guest Guest]

That was terrifying. Aaron, you're a sick, sick man.

[Squid1553552671]

Here's something, fresh from Weta studio's, to make everyone feel better.

 

 

 

And the good thing is you can watch it in FullHD!

(at least he's trying to take the piss)

[Ernie1553552694]

Well, B.R.M.C.

 

Whatever happened to my rock and roll.

[jasper1553552693]

Hey Squid

 

Christ, I laughed at that!

 

So well done for a pisstake.

 

Good find.

[T110]

Squid, what did we ever do to you? We didnt deserve that!

Someone should have given her a push while the opportunity was there!

[Squid1553552671]

Yeah, I enjoyed it too.

It was apparently a parting gift from the guy who sings in it to this mates at Weta.

Think it was only posted on Youtube today??