ilikecrumpets Posted October 28, 2010 Posted October 28, 2010 A newly discovered genus of monkeys uncovered in Myanmar proves a direct genetic link to none other the recently deceased 'King Of Pop' himself. This stunning creature was found by Sony music executives researching the origins of the Jackson family in order to make millions more from royalties: when confronted by the team the cheeky monkey promptly moonwalked backwards into the dense jungle shrieking in a falsetto howl, adding more weight to the feasible link between the pop star and his potential simian descendant. It's bloody unmistakeable imho, and if you look real close there's a hint of old man Joseph about those beady little eyes... Attached files
Squid1553552671 Posted October 28, 2010 Posted October 28, 2010 You're a sick man Mr Crumpets - and that's what we like about you.
Ernie1553552694 Posted October 28, 2010 Posted October 28, 2010 I guess a nose prosthesis wouldn't go amiss.
Mycenius Posted November 6, 2010 Posted November 6, 2010 I knew he wasn't dead! What a scam!!!! When's the new album out?
Mycenius Posted November 6, 2010 Posted November 6, 2010 ...or did he end up having offspring with Bubbles?
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