ilikecrumpets Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 If there's one thing I can not stand, it's the vaguely amusing oxygen thieves on TM and their disastrous attempts at spelling/grammar in their ads. Here's an example - can you spot the error? http://www.trademe.co.nz/Electronics-photography/Home-audio/Home-theatre/auction-319255447.htm And this one http://www.trademe.co.nz/Electronics-photography/Home-audio/Full-systems/auction-319191934.htm And this one, maybe a rip-off Poineer product? http://www.trademe.co.nz/Electronics-photography/Home-audio/CD-players/auction-319218926.htm And this one, a few 'honest' mistakes here http://www.trademe.co.nz/Electronics-photography/Home-audio/Amplifiers-tuners/auction-319213796.htm Now I'm sure most would say these sellers are earthy types, unsophisticated 'salt of the earth' people and deserve to be cut some slack - I'm not so sure... Let's keep this running, laughing at those less intelligent than myself has given me a lifetime of amusement (ha ha Neil!), and nothing amuses me more than slinging off at people that can't spell for toffee. Whoofer - Ha ha ha!!
nixon76 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Awww, those aren't even that bad. Somtimes the spead of the keyboard just gtes the better or us - yeas even the btes of us.
MosfetMainac Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Theyr'e pretty mild, this one cracked me up http://www.trademe.co.nz/Electronics-photography/Radio-equipment/Amateur-radio/auction-301976295.htm
Shane Hanify Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Gidday Crumpets. There's also the fact that English is clearly not their first language. You can spot it in the grammatical cues ... Cheers, Shane.
Omegaspeedy Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 I dont gift a phuk iph i cant spell! inglush is the wurst langwag in the world 2 get a handal on and I hait it!! I gess thats y its noin as a dinamik langooj. Shit I should have used spell check on that one:).
TD19 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 MosfetMainac;133733 wrote: Theyr'e pretty mild, this one cracked me up http://www.trademe.co.nz/Electronics-photography/Radio-equipment/Amateur-radio/auction-301976295.htm Will definitely add 'orson' to my vocabulary ... what an excellent word!
MosfetMainac Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 You don't remember Mork and Mindy? And of course there is always this one.
Papa Hemi Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Yeah well... I s'pose it makes us literate types feel good, but peeps who live in glass whare...
kaka Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Papa Hemi;133741 wrote: peeps who live in glass whare... Oh, what a wonderful term. I like that
Guest Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 LOL If you think Tardme is bad, try reading your typical car forums, you'll quickly have an apoplectic fit. The places are populated by dolts can't distinguish between brakes/breaks, tire/tyre etc.
Ernie1553552694 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 This forum flags poor spelling, even though the dictionary is American. Hmmm, duh or dog!
Declannz Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Trying to search for 'Zildjian', 'Perreaux', 'Sansui', 'Paiste' or even more complicated things like 'Dog' can be tricky on trademe at the best of times. I've now got three spellings for Perreaux that I search for regularly. Another three for Plinius. 'Zildjian' I gave up on and started searching for 'cymbal', which I now have no less than five incorrect spellings I have to use as well. 'Sansui' misspellings are mind-bogglingly bad. How can people get the name wrong when it's stamped into the thing they've obviously owned for years and is right in front of them!? The meek shall inherit the earth, and they'll even spell 'earth' incorrectly.
aarond1553552714 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Declannz;133752 wrote: The meek shall inherit the earth, and they'll even spell 'earth' incorrectly. it will become they're earth, or is that there earth?
Ernie1553552694 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Have you got earthing issues? Oops, sorry wrong thread.
Ernie1553552694 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Ernie;133748 wrote: Hmmm, duh or dog!* I hate it when my phone autocorrects. *Doh not Dog.
King Size1553552683 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Papa Hemi;133741 wrote: Yeah well... I s'pose it makes us literate types feel good, but peeps who live in glass whare... I concur.
ilikecrumpets Posted September 21, 2010 Author Posted September 21, 2010 King Size;133765 wrote: I concur. Nope, not having a bar of it. People with an even cursory interest in things of a HiFi nature should at least be able to spell the brand names properly. If I was in charge I'd allow 3 strikes for bad literacy, the third strike would result in this punishment
Antipodes1553552706 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 I don't know Oily Crumb Pits - sometimes I think the greatest thing to aspire to in this world is the ability to be tolerant of other peoples' faults, and their differences. The world would be a more peaceful place if we could all get to that level of humanity. Now what REALLY bugs me is the people that pronounce it Poineer...
ilikecrumpets Posted September 21, 2010 Author Posted September 21, 2010 Antipodes;133772 wrote: I don't know Oily Crumb Pits - sometimes I think the greatest thing to aspire to in this world is the ability to be tolerant of other peoples' faults, and their differences. The world would be a more peaceful place if we could all get to that level of humanity. Now what REALLY bugs me is the people that pronounce it Poineer... Ha ha ha! I guess I'm a touch of a spelling Nazi, winning spelling bees at the age of 7 at school has made me very grammar and spelling conscious. Pronunciation? A chap that used to come into the shop a few years back always referred to it as "Doby Digital'. My brother enjoys listening to his 'Wharfendale' speakers and Yamaha sub 'wooofer' (emphasis on the 'wooof'), and likes to open the disc tray on his Deeenon cd player. It's like dragging fingernails on a chalk board. I heard Neil, Radar and Poindexter were considering turning themselves into a human centipede. Now I'd pay to see that !!
Declannz Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 "Can oi pluz huv two fish, a scoop'a chups and a plunius thurty one hundrud?" The world would be a better place if people could communicate in intelligent, expressive and creative ways. There is no reason why anyone shouldn't be able to read and write properly once they've finished school. To me it just shows a lack of interest. It's those people that allow someone like, for example, Glenn Beck, to become rich and powerful... or Oprah.
Antipodes1553552706 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 I do fear for the youth of today. Without spelling, what on earth will they have to be pedantic about?
ilikecrumpets Posted September 21, 2010 Author Posted September 21, 2010 Antipodes;133777 wrote: I do fear for the youth of today. Without spelling, what on earth will they have to be pedantic about? Well, HiFi & music for one...
Guest Guest Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Ilikecrumpets;133773 wrote: I heard Neil, Radar and Poindexter were considering turning themselves into a human centipede. Now I'd pay to see that !! Who wouldn't pay to see that??!!!!!!????!!!! The spelling thing is pretty annoying but it really is a sign of the times. Some of these people are our foreign friends who don't quite have a grasp on the English language, and that's understandable, but for others it's simple laziness.
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