Dork(original) Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 I was watching the golf this morning and thinking the pq is amazing,look at that mozzie on the camera lens.Hang on a minute i thought it's on the screen,i get up to brush it away and bugger me it's on the inside (dlp rear pro) ,I'm thinking what do i do?Turns out there is two of the bastards.Any ideas how long mozzies live? .Hopefully they are of the same sex,so they won't breed or are mozzies hermaphrodites ?There is no sign of them at the moment.Dork
Dork(original) Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 Thudd,you're right It's is funny.It could only happen to me.Dork
Santa1503559644 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 I agree. I can't but help suggest ... . Sorry!
Scorchie™ Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Vote 1 this thread for best comedy for 2007. They will die soon enough without blood
Santa1503559644 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 BTW: You'd never get that problem with good ol' crt ... zap @ 35,000V!
Dork(original) Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 Vote 1 this thread for best comedy for 2007.They will die soon enough without blood Caniffe,it's only early.I sure somebody will beat this.Dork
mello yello Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Obviously you should have got a Toshiba LCD!! updated
Santa1503559644 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Yeah, classic! (Hangs head in shame ... was thinking how to work in "mosquito noise" to the discussion, but didn't know such marvellous products already existed! )
Dork(original) Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 Well,it looks like the mozzies have gone.That Generic brand of bug spray worked well.Just a little spray in the fan and they are dead .Only joking,it's collingwood thats killed them.Dork
betty boop Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 hehehe very funny dork ! maybe you can coax them out with some blood dripping rare steak !
Dork(original) Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 lol, I laughed.Sorry, I know that didn't help with your problem, but hopefully the fact that you brought joy to others should ease your pain Andrew. Andrew,not a problem.It's actually the first post of mine that Caniffe has replied to.I feel like i have made the big time
Nevyn72 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Andrew,not a problem.It's actually the first post of mine that Caniffe has replied to.I feel like i have made the big time Normally people avoid the attention of the mighty winged one!
Dork(original) Posted October 13, 2007 Author Posted October 13, 2007 The wife was watching TT on thursday and she says there's a moth in the tv.Naturaly i freak,as this was on the PVR(she watches TT and timeshifts A current affair )we could replay it. The moth was in the studio. Paul.
digitalj Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 The wife was watching TT on thursday and she says there's a moth in the tv.Naturaly i freak,as this was on the PVR(she watches TT and timeshifts A current affair )we could replay it. The moth was in the studio. Paul. Funny. I was Watching Seven News at 6pm today, and noticed moths on the screen, they were in the News Studio, not my TV
stahc Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 I was watching the golf this morning and thinking the pq is amazing,look at that mozzie on the camera lens.Hang on a minute i thought it's on the screen,i get up to brush it away and bugger me it's on the inside (dlp rear pro) ,I'm thinking what do i do?Turns out there is two of the bastards.Any ideas how long mozzies live? .Hopefully they are of the same sex,so they won't breed or are mozzies hermaphrodites ?There is no sign of them at the moment.Dork we had a couple of cockroaches run across the inside of the rptv..............one of em was nice enough to leave a deposit that marked the screen.......bastards
Guest EZYHD Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 I'd spray the screen with mortien to get rid if the mossies!!
Mr.Bitey Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 Not as uncommon as you may imagine! - Ive had bugs in my old RPTV too :-) (none in the new one yet!) DONT spray - you'll get crap all over the mirror!! try not to even spray int he room - especially if your display has a fan - it'll suck it all in (Bad). Crawling bugs - gentle flick of the screen and they'll fall off.. Flying ones.... - they'll die or come out eventually.. You MIGHT have to open up the TV tho to get the bodies out if they die on the lens Cheers, Bitey
Dork(original) Posted October 18, 2007 Author Posted October 18, 2007 Ok folks,i have come to the conclusion that the animal kingdom is out to get us .We have a tree outside our bedroom and every morning for the past 2 weeks a bird plants its feathered arse in it and proceeds to impersonate a freeekin car alarm .Now this is at 4.30 on the dot,the noise it makes a sound like no bird noise i have ever heard.So there i am in me jocks throwing anything and everything i can find in the dark into the tree .It stays for about an hour and a half then buggers off.We get back to sleep for a little while the the real alarm goes off.I'm going to put some stuffed cats in the tree and rubber snakes to try and scare it away,it may not do a thing but i've gotta try something.We are going out of our minds.Can you get a silencer for a shotgun? (Sleep deprived) Paul
Nevyn72 Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 Stuff it in the neighbour's garbage bin!! :ph34r:
Thudd1503560234 Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 Open the TV up and put it outside with the cover held open by a hair trigger. Then the bird will fly inside the TV chasing the mosquitos for food and be trapped and you can dispose release it at your leisure. Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak
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