Aloysius Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 Mello , Santa, - come back, all is forgiven, you are loved, and missed
digitalj Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 Mello , Santa, - come back, all is forgiven, you are loved, and missed I've also been wondering where they are. Mello, you better come back or you'll get the away teams.
digitalj Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 Mello's back, but where's Santa? Still delivering presents?
mello yello Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 Mello , Santa, - come back, all is forgiven, you are loved, and missed Crikeys cant I take a leak Keep your shirt on Aloy....Ive done nothing to be forgiven for Santa? ..well thats another story
Aloysius Posted March 15, 2007 Author Posted March 15, 2007 Crikeys cant I take a leak Keep your shirt on Aloy....Ive done nothing to be forgiven for Santa? ..well thats another story You took a leak in the new car - cripes - power seat, power toilet, that's a real car! Shirt back on, but you must have something - even really small - to be forgiven for
Mining Man Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 Never mind those 2, we always knew mello would be back in time for the footy tipping (even if he can't get the thread right...). And as for Santa, well he's only ever one Howard back flip away from an appearance (which should guarantee a visit every few days - a week at the most). The one that I'm really missing, and starting to worry about, is Mike R!!! It was all that speculation about the authenticity of his beloved Ewa that has scared him off. I just hope wherever he is, curled up in the foetal position, crying "No, it's not true, they are real", he remembers us...
mello yello Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 Never mind those 2, we always knew mello would be back in time for the footy tipping (even if he can't get the thread right...).And as for Santa, well he's only ever one Howard back flip away from an appearance (which should guarantee a visit every few days - a week at the most). The one that I'm really missing, and starting to worry about, is Mike R!!! It was all that speculation about the authenticity of his beloved Ewa that has scared him off. I just hope wherever he is, curled up in the foetal position, crying "No, it's not true, they are real", he remembers us... Ditto
DrP Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 ASIO, after all the snooping of the forums for seditious comments, decided to act. Santa was taken away in a late night raid by the Vanishing Police. Please do not mention this to anyone, lest you find yourself and friends vanished too!
Mining Man Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 So Al, does this mean you and I don't count as Santa's friends?
DrP Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 DrP DrP you still there?Yes, but the data link I have from my cell in Cuba isn't very good. So don't expect me to be making many posts over the coming weeks. The real reason that Santa isn't posting at the moment should be obvious to all.... Howard pays Afghanistan surprise visit full article...As has already been proved*, Santa is John Howard. Clearly he's a bit busy and can't get to the forum. *I would show you where, but that thread immediately disappeared completely once it was revealed that Santa was indeed John Howard, therefore its obvious that Santa had his mates at ASIO purge the forum in order to keep his movements amongst the common folk a state secret. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me at all if this thread was deleted too Further, attempting to edit this post took more than 45 seconds! ASIO must already be reviewing the thread
Mining Man Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 ... my cell in Cuba ... While you're there, can you ask that fella if anything in those stories about him confessing to the organising of 11/9 (that's how we say it over here, isn't it?) and the Bali Bombings are true? I'm just not so sure about "confessions" in the absence of legal safe guards...
CoNFooZeD Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 While you're there, can you ask that fella if anything in those stories about him confessing to the organising of 11/9 (that's how we say it over here, isn't it?) and the Bali Bombings are true? I'm just not so sure about "confessions" in the absence of legal safe guards... I think he is about to confess to killing JFK and that he is responsible for Global Warming as well.
aztec Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 As has already been proved*, Santa is John Howard. Clearly he's a bit busy and can't get to the forum. So he's off having lunch with porn stars
Aloysius Posted March 16, 2007 Author Posted March 16, 2007 So Al, does this mean you and I don't count as Santa's friends? Does what mean "you and I don't count as Santa's friends?" Santa really being John Howard?
digitalj Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 Does what mean "you and I don't count as Santa's friends?"Santa really being John Howard? I doubt Santa is JWH, as he lives in Sydney, and Santa is from Perth.
DrP Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 I doubt Santa is JWH, as he lives in Sydney, and Santa is from Perth. Yet more proof that he is indeed JWH! That Perth bit is just to mislead you and to prevent the truth from being revealed to everyone!
Aloysius Posted March 16, 2007 Author Posted March 16, 2007 Yet more proof that he is indeed JWH! That Perth bit is just to mislead you and to prevent the truth from being revealed to everyone! In the same way that you are fooling folks that you are in front of the computer
mello yello Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 I doubt Santa is JWH, as he lives in Sydney, and Santa is from Perth. Gives him two extra hours to come up with an alibi
BribieG Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 One hour, they're currently trialling daylight saving as a lead up to secession.
mello yello Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 My tip for the Pre Season AFL Comp .....Caaaaarrrrrlton !!!! Stick that up ya.... ya West Coast Feebles
Santa1503559644 Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 OK, I'm back in the country. Dealing with bloody Santa Santoro. And, btw ... with DLS its still 2 hours time difference. (Without DLS it would be 3 in summer).
Santa1503559644 Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 I've decided to make Santoro an offer "too good to refuse" ... leave the senate or deal with Santa!
digitalj Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Santa, there's only 7 people with a rating of 1 or more, and you're in there, because I put you there. btw. Mello appears to first in this as well.
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