Santa1503559644 Posted March 7, 2007 Posted March 7, 2007 John Howard's not the only one in his circle of friends with such problems!
Santa1503559644 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Posted March 8, 2007 Boy. A remarkable amount of restraint shown by the members.
Nevyn72 Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 Given the Keywords 'Scooter' and 'Dick' I am surprised Mello hasn't made an appearance yet! :ph34r:
Santa1503559644 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Posted March 8, 2007 That's what I was thinking. And now you've added Monica and cigars in the FlapFlapPuttPuttBangBang* thread! __________________________________ *Javanese for "Aircraft"
BribieG Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 Actually knew somebody called Richard Puller (his parents must have been the most innocent of people to give him that name) He was a rep for a confectionary company (I worked for a wholesalers in QLD) in the 1980s at a time that we still referred to people called Richard as 'Dick'. This is no longer common. When being referred to as 'Dick' his standard reply was 'Richard, to you, if you don't mind' Prior to being a rep he was a public servant in Maryborough, which unfortunately was in his territory as a rep (he now lived in Gympie). One day I was talking to him in the street there and a whole mob of his previous workmates came out of the Main Roads office, and spotted him. "hey it's Dick ... hello Dick... long time no see Dick... Dick Dick Dick " Poor bugger
Santa1503559644 Posted March 9, 2007 Author Posted March 9, 2007 Speaking of "pulling a Dick", it's been rumoured that GWB is inclined to "pull a Dick"* and pardon the scooter. _______________________________________________________ *As in the pardoning of Dick by his republican successor Ford (with a hell of a lot better intentions than GWB would have in pardoning the scooter).
DrP Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 Poor bugger Similar to Peter Nuss. The company the Peter I know works for has an email naming policy of first initial last name (Arty Bloggs = abloggs@). For Peter, they made an exception! Anyway, in the interests of maintaining this thread's dignity... "You have to be careful of the Dick mention in the article. It tends to shoot off without a moments notice. Worse yet, it can shoot a person in the face"!
Aloysius Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 Similar to Peter Nuss. The company the Peter I know works for has an email naming policy of first initial last name (Arty Bloggs = abloggs@). For Peter, they made an exception! Anyway, in the interests of maintaining this thread's dignity... "You have to be careful of the Dick mention in the article. It tends to shoot off without a moments notice. Worse yet, it can shoot a person in the face"! DrP
mello yello Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 I wasnt going to contribute to this smutty double entry entendre thread but I have to say something to raise the standard back up to gutter level Boy. A remarkable amount of restraint shown by the members. Well its a bit of a no boner idnt it? Dick was quoted as saying "Its all a bit hard to swallow at the moment" And I bet George is spittin So you reckon Dick will get pulled eh? so whos going to fill the gap at The Office then? Reckon Johnny might denounce his Australian Citizenship and run for the right hand man job? May as well, hes as useless as tits on a bull over here. A lot of them DO seem to be going down pretty regularly though. But Scooter does maintain hes innocent.....so thats still worth a few bob for his pictures on the web...(till Bubba catches up with him) Methinks that Scooters been a round the block a few too many times if you ask me Anyway.... ..gotta go to church now ...theres a few honneys down at that Hillsong place and I can feel an inspiration coming on
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